Product Description:
💀 Because surviving fatherhood is a full-time job—and this shirt is the official uniform.
Between the chaos, the questions, and the snacks on the floor, this tee says what every dad’s thinking: “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had at least one.”
Perfect for the dads who are equal parts tired, hilarious, and ready to crack open a cold one at the first legal moment.
🍻 Product Features:
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50/50 cotton-poly blend for soft, breathable wear
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DTF-printed design that won’t tap out like Dad’s energy
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Unisex sizing and various shirt colors available
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Text reads: “Surviving Fatherhood One Beer at a Time”
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Skeleton design holding a beer mug with attitude
💬 Great For:
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Funny Father’s Day gifts
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Dad joke lovers
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Beer dads
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Tired, over-it, still-thriving dads
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BBQs, garage hangs, or grocery store escapes
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, inside out
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Hang dry or tumble low
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Do not iron on the print (unless you want him to cry)
🚚 Fulfillment & Shipping:
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Ships in 24-72 hours
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Rush options available (especially if the kids are wildin’)
