Product Description:
☠️ Moms don’t crack. They just sip louder.
Motherhood is beautiful. Also chaotic. And possibly haunted.
This “Surviving Motherhood One Drink at a Time” tee is for every mama who’s been 5 seconds from a meltdown—but made it to bedtime with her crown (and her cocktail) intact.
Equal parts hilarious and relatable, it’s the tee that says: "Yes, my kids are thriving—but have you checked on me?"
🥂 Product Features:
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Soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend = hugs you without screaming “mom guilt”
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DTF printed skeleton mom with topknot, cocktail, and a mood
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Various colors of shirts available
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Unisex sizing
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Stretch-tested by sassy toddlers and mental breakdowns
💬 Perfect For:
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Overdue Target runs
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Carline confessions
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Mom wine nights
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Gifts for new moms, seasoned moms, & “don’t call me mom” moms
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Cold wash, inside out (like your soul most days)
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Hang dry or tumble low
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Don’t iron directly on your skeleton bestie
🚚 Fulfillment & Shipping:
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Ships in 24-72 hours
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Bulk available for mom squads and matching meltdown fits
